deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

(Source: fuckyeahfatdogs)

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(Source: youtube.com)

parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

(Source: itskylestyle)

  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

(Source: undef-eat-able)

im-your-vodka-shot:

I am ready for my bedtime story now 

im-your-vodka-shot:

I am ready for my bedtime story now 

(Source: nutrientnatalie)

"If I told you
How many times
I’ve sat alone
On the shower floor,
I promise,
You’d cry too."
— l.s.f. (via despawndent)

I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous.

(Source: jemahlunson)

miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:


capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess


If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them

miss-love:

pink-coke-princess:

capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess

If my future spousal person doesn’t cry when they see me I’m gonna spray a very light mist of pepper spray at them

(Source: those-earth-treading-stars)