*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.
I want to cry
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me trying to accomplish life goals
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In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like